Police Thirudan Joke Thirudan1: Raathiri evvalavu thirudinom endru ennamalae, panatha olicchu vachu'ttomae. Thirudan2: No problem, naalaikku paper'la varum la, appam paarthu'kkalam.
Tamil kadi joke
Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
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"N1"...
Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonu'garadhu.
Chinna Kadi Joke
Oru chinna kadhai.
Oru singham, oru puli, oru kurangu. Engineering padikkudhu.
Puli MBBS padikkudhu. Kurangu SMS padikkudhu.
Idhu eppadi irukku?
Failure Kathal Joke Kadhalan:
Anbae, namma kalyanathai enga kudumbathula aethukka maataengaraanga. Kathali:
Namma kalyanatha thaduthu nirutha avunga yaaru? Kadhalan:
Ennoda manaiviyum, maamiyaarum.
Mokkai Thathuvam
Innaikku vaikkura meenu, naalaikku karuvaadu aagum.
Aaana innaikku vaikkira meen kulambu, naalaikku karuvaattu kulambu aaguma?
Cinema Tamil Kadi Joke NAATTAAMAI : enraa Pasupathi.? PASUPATHI : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 NAATTAAMAI : enraa.??? PASUPATHI : adhaan enroamla…
Professor Student College Funny Tamil Joke Proffesor to student: What is ‘attention deficit hyperactive disorder’? Student: jimbalakkadi bamba . . . . Proffesor: Sorry, I don’t understand anything what you said.! Student: Same here
Principal Student College Tamil Joke Princi: Namma college'la sumara ethana girls iruppanga Student: Namma college'la ella girls'um sumara dhan iruppanga
Sardar:
50 rupees iruntha kadana kodunga...!
Man: Panam suthama illeenga.!
Sardar: Paravayilla, Alukka irunthalum kodunga..!..
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Josiar: Unga Thosam Nivarthi Aganumna
36 Vayasu Ponna Kalyanam Pannanum
Sardar:
Rendu 18 Vayasu Ponnungala Katikalama
Josiar: …………….??????
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Salesman: Sir erumbbu powder vaankikkittu ponga....
Sardar: Vendaam, Innaikku Erumbbukku Powder Vaangittu Ponaa..
Athu Nazhaikku lips-stick kEtkkum...
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Police and Sardar
Police: Binladena pudicha 5 lakhs prize
Sardar: Enaku prize kudunga.
Police :Why..
Sardar:Enaku binladane romba pudichirukku..
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Sardar: Hello yaar pesuradhu?
Lady: Naan “chellamma” pesuraen
Sardar: Naan mattum enna “kovamava” pesurein?
Yarnu sollu ma
Lady: ?..?..?.
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Josiar: Unga thosham nivarthi aganumna 36Age “penna” kalyanam pannanum.
Sardar: Rendu 18Age ponungala kattikalama.
Josiar: Yen naalu 9tha kattikoyaen.
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Sardar : Sir,
“i am going” apdina enna sir?
Man : Naa poren….
Sardar : Sir, Please meaning sollitu ponga.. please sir…
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Sardar: Excuse me, vaigai express poiducha?
TT: No.
Sardar: Pandian? Nellai?
TT: illa. Nee yenga poganum?
Sardar: Intha Thandavalatha thaandi poganum!
Nakkal Joke about Friendship and Kadhal:
Figuroda 'beach' manal la veedu katti vilaiyadiyathoda arumai,
Figuroda Annan 'ROUNDu KATTI adikkum podhu than theriyum . .
Kadhal Vs Natpu Tamil SMS Joke:
Sila SMS Jokes konjam kadi 'ya dhan irukkum, konjam poruthukkonga.
Kaadhal Vs Natpu SMS
Kaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri., Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri., Evanum thooka maataan!!
Cinema Tamil Joke:
Stunt Master'rai kalyaanam pannadhu thappa poyidhucchu.
Aen?
Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi-kittu varaaru!
Kadhal Tamil Joke:
January 14'kkum Februavary 14'kkum yenna vidyasam?
Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14
Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14
Tamil Joke about Drinking:
Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?
Funny Tamil Cinema SMS Joke about Love:
Girls Love Policy:
Naanga yaara venum naalum kalyanam pannippom.
Sanjay Ramaswamy'ya irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan'na irundhalum sari.
Aana kalyanam mattum Sanjay Ramaswamy'a mattum dhan pannippom.
Aana paarungalaen, neenga Sanjay Ramaswamy'a irundhalum sari,
Mechanic Murugan'a irundhalum sari,
Kadaisiyila neenga aaga poradhu mental dhan!
Computer Thirrukural Tamil SMS Joke:
Bug kandupudipathai oruthal avar naana DeBug seidhuvidal...
COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaare vazhvoar, mattavarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
Emmozhi marandhaaarkum JOB undaam, JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku
CHAT-tinil YAHOO, chat seiga illayel CHAT-in CHATaamai nandru
Tamil Exam SMS Joke:
exam sms sangam
Rawva kudichavanum...
Ra pagala padichavanum
nalla irundhadha
sarithirame illa!
By - EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANGAM!
Student Teacher Tamil Joke:
Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
Husband and Wife Tamil Joke:
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Tamil Kadhal Kavithai SMS Joke:
Cinema Kadhal Reeluda
Serial Kadhal Bore Da...
Athellam Manal veeduda
Original Nee Theduda.
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